Hi!

Getting the obvious out of the way... yes, i am from space and yes i am a dog and yes my name is bobby. I am a good judge of character, yet sometimes confuse characters with characters in the code. Is it so strange to have a conversation with the code? You try coming from a really different place and see if you don't wind up talking to a piece of ascii. And yes, ascii is much different where i come from.

Thanks!

b

p.s I think it would be a good usability improvement to strong align the 'post new topic' and 'preview post' with the left side of the copy text... centering is always tempting, but generally creates more eye looking around then neceserarry... studies were done where I came from that showed when things line up with other things on the space you are looking at, naturally your eyes find them easier. while when something is placed in a space that doesn't align with anything we find it a challenge to locate.

Its just been a theme recently where I find myself looking for the most obvious thing on the page... like a downloading site and the last thing I see is 'download file' in some small icon randomly placed somewhere.

p.p.s answering the obvious questions... yes my ears are made of boobs and they are not earings, but nipples.

Well hello there Bobby dog from outer space, welcome to our planet

Must be the weirdest introduction I've ever read Welcome to WebSqueeze. I'm sure we all would like to know more about your home planet

Hey Cosmic Dog, make yourself at home here! I'm sure you will adjust to our customs quickly!

I have a friend, his name is Elron Hubbard and I'm sure he would *love* to meet you. He actually wrote a book about how you left little bits of your technology inside most of the human race -- and this is why we are sad

Welcome cosmic (b for boob earings) dog.. to the squeeze... hmm, boob and squeeze in same sentence I wonder if this thread should attract and R18+ rating?

That name is a remarkable coincidence.

Well I never... , who would have thought that such a coincidence could possibly happen

Well.... I think you'll fit right in with some of the other wei..... I mean members we have here

Glad you found your way to the Squeeze

wow.. odd, but cool.. welcome!

woo another person NOT from this planet ! WELCOME MY FRIEND TO THE BOOB SQUEEZE i mean urm... web squeeze

elron is my friend.

thank you for the warm welcomes.

recently we went to war against the tables and iframes. in some instances, they held out the fortress for a very long time and we thought our new strategies were going to starve our css and div soldiers. but then we cracked through. we realised that the tds and trs were not actual beings but merely puppets being controlled by what I am becoming familar with as 'people' like yourselves. its incredible how much power we gave to the cells.

you never think aliens are going to be a bunch of bits and bytes, do you? or maybe you do... rakuli sounds like he is onto us.

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welcome

Welcome, welcome, welcome! Seems like we have another member to lighten up TWS!

as long as he doesn't spam im cool

THATS MY JOB!!

yes yes... that reminds me of the great battle of spammenburg in oct 07. we fought for many months unsubscribing to every viagra knight that came through the door. every nigerian rich benefactors wife and south african bank lord... we unsubscribed and asked them all to leave us alone. its surely a battle we lost as the more we fought, the more they came pounding in.

bruno, are you the spam king? my kind would like a truce.

/me waves a white flag


you all have very cute avatars

hopefully i can do more than generate strange looks at the web squeeze. keep in mind my boobs are my hears so I find it hard to listen when they are being groped. i mean imagine somebody pulling on your ears all the time while you're trying to grasp vital technological information?

Hi there,

WOW you have funny internet story's, turn them in to a blog!! You remind me a Grandpa Simpson lol.